Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4"

Exactly as described! It was a fun prank.

I have received Hilarious responses to this very realistic artwork.

looks real from a distance; left it on a friends toilet; after originally being mad when he first saw it, he got a good laugh when he realized it was fake

Not the most realistic looking, but not bad.

Couldn’t have been more satisfied. April fool’s prank successfully deployed on an unsuspecting husband.

Unless your own poop looks like you put Armor All on it, this is a bit too shiny. So it looks fake. Was still funny as a gag.

I bought this to mess with my wife. My plan was to hide it in a litter box so when she scooped she would find it (we're constantly threatening pooping in a litter box at each other in a joking way) and I was going to be like "I finally did it! I pooped in the litter box!" to mess with her.When I got it I saw how small it was (it's literally the size of a regular cat poop) so I never put the plan into action because I don't think she would have even realized it wasn't a cat poop. It's just too small.

Yes, these really work, 100 percent if you put one of the floor beside the toilet. However, be careful. I had to go to the emergency room at 2 a.m. for stitches after of one of these plastic turds caused me to wound myself. (So, boys and girls, do not try this part at home.) I had put the stupid plastic turd in my pants pocket, forgetting I also had a switchblade knife in there. I went upstairs to the bathroom, getting ready for bed. Unbeknownst to me, the turd had pressed the button on the knife, partially opening it in my pocket. As I lowered my pants the blade scraped a long cut, until the tip stuck and like a pole vaulter it dug in deep, severing an artery. There was blood everywhere and it was very difficult to apply pressure with one hand, while hobbling around with my pants around my ankles looking for my 30-years-old box of band aid stuff. I am not exaggerating, there was blood squirting and it was quite a mess. I live alone so I ended up with gobs of cotton (absolutely worthless in this situation) and two washcloths taped around my leg. I drove myself to the ER where there was a great amount of curiosity over how I could have done this. Long story short, DO NOT put one of these turds in your pocket if you have a switchblade in there.