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Landing Strip 30 Foot/Cunt Hair Measuring Tape Measure - Gag Gift Funny Tools
Product ID: 38010743
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Details
- ColorMulti
- BrandMuff Products
- Product Dimensions4.75"L x 3"W
- Measurement Accuracy±1/16 inch per
- Lock TypeSlide
✋Ergonomic easy-grip design
📏30 ft contractor-grade tape
🛠️Dual Inch & Cunt Hair units
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Description
📏 Measure Twice, Laugh Always – The Tape That’s as Bold as You Are!
- COMFORT GRIP - Ergonomic design offers a secure hold, making measuring effortless and mess-free.
- BUILT TO LAST - Contractor-grade durability ensures this tape measure withstands the toughest job sites and prank wars alike.
- EXTENDED REACH - A generous 30-foot blade length covers any project, from home DIY to professional tasks.
- PERFECT GAG GIFT - Ideal for the millennial manager who appreciates a clever joke without sacrificing functionality.
- PRECISION MEETS HUMOR - Dual-scale blade with standard inches and quirky 'Cunt Hair' units for a conversation-starting edge.
The Landing Strip 30 Foot Tape Measure combines contractor-grade durability with a unique dual-unit blade featuring both standard inches and humorous 'Cunt Hair' measurements. Designed with an ergonomic easy-grip and a 30-foot reach, it’s a practical tool that doubles as a standout gag gift for professionals who value both precision and personality.
Specifications
| Color | Multi |
| Brand | Muff Products |
| Product Dimensions | 4.75"L x 3"W |
| Measurement Accuracy | ±1/16 inch per 10 feet |
| Lock Type | Slide |
| Manufacturer | Muff Products |
| UPC | 762047800042 |
| Part Number | LSMT30 |
| Item Weight | 1.15 pounds |
| Item model number | 0762047800042 |
| Is Discontinued By Manufacturer | No |
| Item Package Quantity | 1 |
| Blade Length | 30 Feet |
| Batteries Included? | No |
| Batteries Required? | No |
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