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Calary Useless Box Turns Itself Off in Box Alone Machine Fully Assembled in Box (Brown)
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Calary Useless Box Turns Itself Off in Box Alone Machine Fully Assembled in Box (Brown)

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Product ID: 59721566
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🌳Real wood material
🔋Requires 2 AAA batteries
⚖️Weight: 280g

Description

🎉 The ultimate distraction for your desk—because who needs productivity?

  • ENDLESS FUN - Press the button and watch the magic unfold!
  • UNIQUE GIFT - A quirky present for friends and family.
  • STRESS RELIEF - Perfect desk companion for a quick mental break.
  • COMPACT DESIGN - Fits perfectly on any desk or shelf.
  • FULLY ASSEMBLED - No setup required—just unbox and enjoy!

The Calary Useless Box is a fully assembled, real wood novelty item designed to provide endless entertainment. Measuring 6.1 x 3.7 x 2.8 inches and weighing 280g, it operates on 2 AAA batteries (not included) and is perfect for stress relief at home or in the office.

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Specifications

Item Weight0.71 Pounds
Item Dimensions6.1 x 3.7 x 2.8 inches
Size6.1x3.7x2.8 Inch (Pack of 1)
Material TypeWood
ColorBrown
Themeoffice
Battery Type2 AAA batteries
Operation ModeManual
Educational ObjectiveColor Recognition
Power Sourcebattery powered
Number of Players1

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What size battery
Just got this in today and it doesn't work. I tried different batteries and switched the inside switch off and on. Any other ideas so I can gift it?
Is there a speed control? Some videos show a slower arm others a much faster 'cat swipe speed' arm.
Marketing material says it's earth quake resistant. How exactly is that accomplished? Sounds amazing!

Reviews

4.3

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A**E

Bought 2 one great one broken 😠 update 2nd one needs switch on

Bought one for my sister’s wedding gift. She had it on her registry. Was great fun tried before giving to her.Bought a second for a friend and it didn’t work at all. Tried a few sets of batteries but never worked. Didn’t give gift until after return period ended. 😞UPDATEtried one more set of batteries and flipped the switch circled in pic and it works. Yay Christmas is saved!! It’s for a Christmas present 🎁

G**H

Great gag gift!

I bought two of these; one to give at a company white elephant gift exchange party, and another to give to a friend as a gag giftMy co-workers and my friend both got a big kick out of this clever gadget. (I installed batteries before wrapping the gifts so that the useless box would be operational as soon as they unwrapped it.)This gadget is quite amusing. As soon as you click the switch, the box opens partially for just a second, while this plastic armature protrudes and bumps the switch, turning it off. It does this very quickly, which is part of the amusement. Turn it on, and "CLICK!: it quickly shuts itself off! That's ALL it does! Thus, the reason it's called a Useless Box! The box does have a little bit of space inside it, so you could store small items like jewelry or keys in it if you really wanted to.If you've got a friend or loved one who's maybe a bit nerdy or has a good sense of humor, this gadget would make the perfect gag gift.

A**R

This is what you get the boss

I bought this Calary Useless Box as a gift for my boss and it was a huge hit! All the guys at work played with it all day. He finally took it to his office to hide it. The end of the day he said the batteries were dead. To be fair my family played with it for 5 days before i gave it to him.The box is very easy to use. You simply press the PUSH button and a finger pops up to turn off the button. The box then automatically shuts down. It is very entertaining and funny to watch. I box that should not be fun but is.Overall, I would highly recommend the Calary Useless Box to anyone who is looking for a hilarious and unique gift. It is a great value for the money and a guaranteed way to make someone laugh

A**R

A Chuckle-Inducing Surprise

The Calary Useless Box brought a wave of laughter to our Christmas festivities as my husband unwrapped this quirky gift. The concept is pure comedic brilliance – a box that gleefully turns itself off every time you switch it on. While the amusement factor is top-notch, it's worth noting that the box's build is on the lighter side, so handle it gently to keep the fun going. Also, a heads up: you'll need 2 AAA batteries (not included) to kick off the hilarity. Despite the not-so-sturdy box, it's a delightful and entertaining addition to any gift-giving occasion.

A**R

Think I had more fun

This is hilarious and I think I had a lot more fun with it than my brother (the unimpressed gift recipient). For being a nonsense item it is great quality and works very well.

C**C

Did not work at all

I purchased this as a gag gift for my wife's birthday. It arrived looking okay, well packaged and all. But after installing batteries (and yes they were fresh!), it would do nothing. I know enough electronics that I will be able to diagnose and repair it -- but I should not need to do this. And, needless to say, it did spoil the moment.Buyers should expect that they may need to tinker with it in order for it to work. And since there are choices on Amazon to get this, you might want to look at others.

Z**E

Drop the label, manufacturer!

Works well. Battery not included. Comes in (very needed!) specialty styrofoam to avoid breaking the switch.Since this is basically a gag gift, it's a shame it has "Useless Box" printed right on the front.

D**G

Useless Box

Cute, simple and fun. It was a gift

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